i was at dinner once at my LA/NYC 10′s grilfreindsz house and her dad asked a questionz.
her dad said “the other day i was talking to our ministerz and he asked me if i knew what the number once cause of divorce and marital strife was. i guessed “lack of fiath?” and he said, “no–lack of money.” he expalined, “the minister stated that money and how much or little you make is the number one cause of marital strife issues and divorce.”
i looked at my grifreind and she was nodding nodding nodding obediently nodding like a little puppy dog.
den dey look at da GBFM to see what I thinkz on the matter.
so da GBFM thinks about, puts his fork down, leans back an says, “well, money being the measure of marriage, i reckonz i am getting a pretty good deal, as i am fucking your daughter for free! lzozozoz”
das right! When she is younger hotter tghter and fifty poundsz lighter dan da money man who will some day claim da GBFMs sloppy esecondz secndz, sanctifed by the good churchian minister minister in a CHURCHIAN cermeeoniez zlzozlzlozzo after which she will eatz wedding cakses and gain 400 poundz. zlzozlzlzo
also da chcurahicn churchian marriage system court stae beebeenrkake scam does somthing that no pimp ever would–dey charge you for past use of a pussysysysys past use of a pussysysyziziz lzozozlzzozlzo
