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Abigailz adamsz wrote da following letter to her husband JOHN ADAMSZ in 1776:
“
[1] I long to hear that you have declared an independency. And, by the way, in the new code of
laws which I suppose it will be necessary for you to make, I desire you would remember the ladies
and be more generous and favorable to them than your ancestors. Do not put such unlimited
power into the hands of the husbands. Remember, all men would be tyrants if they could.
[2] If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a
rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice or
representation.
[3] That your sex are naturally tyrannical is a truth so thoroughly established as to admit of no
dispute; but such of you as wish to be happy willingly give up the harsh title of master for the
more tender and endearing one of friend.
[4] Why, then, not put it out of the power of the vicious and the lawless to use us with cruelty
and indignity with impunity? Men of sense in all ages abhor those customs which treat us only as
the vassals of your sex; regard us then as beings placed by Providence under your protection, and
in imitation of the Supreme Being make use of that power only for our happiness.”
whereupon John adams went LZOZOZLZOLZOZOZZOZOZOLZOZOZOZOZOZOZLZZOLZO OMG ZLZOZOZOZZOZOOZOZOZZ LOTTSA COCKASZ ZLzolzozolzozozozz and SMACKED da buitty down faster dan you can add 50 cent to Chris Brown’s popularity with womenz and love love undying love from rhrianannaaz zlzlzololzozllzoz
and wrote back:
Letter of Response from John Adams to Abigail Adams, April 14, 1776
[5] As to your extraordinary code of laws, I cannot but laugh (LZOZOZOOZZOZOOZZO in your FACE ABIGAELIZ lzozoz). We have been told that our
struggle has loosened the bonds of government everywhere; that children and apprentices were
disobedient; that schools and colleges were grown turbulent; that Indians slighted their
guardians, and negroes grew insolent to their masters. But your letter was the first intimation
that another tribe, more numerous and powerful than all the rest, were grown discontented.–
This is rather too coarse a Compliment but you are so saucy, I won’t blot it out.
[6] Depend upon it, we know better than to repeal our masculine systems. Although they are in
full force, you know they are little more than theory. We dare not exert our power in its full
latitude. We are obliged to go fair and softly, and, in practice, you know we are the subjects. We
have only the name of masters, and rather than give up this, which would completely subject us
to the despotism of the petticoat, I hope General Washington and all our brave heroes would
fight; I am sure every good politician would plot, as long as he would against despotism, empire,
monarchy, aristocracy, oligarchy, or ochlocracy.1
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and da rest is historyz
anywho womenz got da votezsz, voted out da HONOR OF DA GREAT BOOSK FOR MENZ and edeocnstructed DA BGREAT BOOSK FOR MENZ and voted for to enslave men via ALPHA FUCKS and BETA BUCKS Seized at gunpointz lzozozoz, and dey VOTED AGAINST HOMER AND TH EBIBLE and for books such as EAT, PRAY, BUTTHEXT 2 make way for da butethxteresz and sectriev tapers of buttehxt womenz love and publish and laud atr da “CONSERVAT*IESVE” weekly sstandatdh zlzozozozoz
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nd somedayss soonz womenz will finally take to da fornt linez so earn true equaailtiez lzozozoz
