Why can’t we buy da Noble Heartiste’s and Sublime Dalrocka’s bookz in Barnes & Noblez?
Why is it dat every timez I walk inz dey have some secrtieve tapers of buttehxt on teh forn tabez while all teh coonservatiev conservatievz magainztes are aluding da scerteive tapersz of buttzhtex and dutifully repeating hs lies about his heiaght and succethz as da neococntohths redfine manhood the paragon of manhood as a lying sectriev taper of buttehxt?
Why can’t we buy da Noble Heartiste’s and Sublime Dalrocka’s bookz in Barnes & Noblez?
Whta happenz is dat I auickly get boredz with all da stuoopidz stoppids bookz and dummy dump over phrorotoshoopedd magainzesz, and I pull out my smart phonez and read heartrxiteez and dalrocksz heatrtsiets and dalrockeasz.
And then the man in da cafe sayas i need to buy somezthzing to sti in da cafe, so da GBFMZ says, your booksz and magaiznes suck as much as yourz coffeesz. no wondersz bookstored are going out of busineszz and dyingz.
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