MANy OF you have realized by now dat da GBFM is a prinminet prominent CHRUCH LEADERZ LEDERZ ELDERZ CHRUCH CHRUCH HIGHER UP GRAND PUPAZ zozozzl zlozlzlzo!!!
but i have bad newsz sad sad so very sad neewsz churchian church news
my church defuneded my bible studey study greta books for men club cause they needed the moneyz to fund Dalrock’s “Repentant Sisterhood of the Sore Buttholez in Search of Beta Providers to Support Our Bastard Kidz so BETAS BETTER LEARN GAMEZ TO SERVE OUR TINGZLZZLZOZOZO DAMMITZ!” Bible study club founded by Dalrockz zlozozozozo
Because Dalrock is hooked into da main strem media and gets instalanches for doing his ssacred duty in furthering the MArxiam march long march through our cultarl institutionsz, he commands much power, and he and vox were able to cancel and defund da GBFM’s BIBLE STUDY CLUBZ, and now dey have more moneysz to buy bath oils, purple robes, and gold chainsz to better preen and peackcock from da pulpit zlzoozoz
this is they’re Dalrockian/Voxian hymnal hymenal hymnal no-hymen hymneell lzozozzoz:
THE PRAYER OF DALROCKA’S REPENTANT SISTERHOOD OF DA SORE BUTTHOLEZ lzozoz
ten alphas pumped and dumped me
so i considred myself a ten
told all the betas “let’s wait and see,”
and now i am a single old dried up hen.
empowered today with my haughty blogs
calling on men to man up everywhere
where cocks once penetratd my hole for logs
jesus now forgives me via my prayer
please jesus please heal my sore butthole
i repent so send a beta provider my way
a good manned-up man with a good soul
the ones i ignored back in the day
but now i desrve me a nice nice moneyed guy
to pay for dates while i make him wait ’til i die.
to make him pay for what i gave away for free
back when i was younger hotter tighter
no longer can he butthext the reformed me
like they did when i was fifty pounds lighter.
so please oh please jesus help dalrock teach all da betas game
so dat dey can better serve our butt and gina tingzzlzlzo
cause jesus fulfilling the law of moses is so totally lame
help us dalrock seas the assetsz of all da beta male singzelzlzoo
so please jesus please help da men man up everywhere
to marry da jesus-healed butts of ****ty ****ts
and pay to raise our bastard kidz it’s only fair
dat betas we don’t lay gotta pay & never touch our holey butts
jesus holy jesus you had better answer our sisterhood’s prayer
or da sisterhood of da sore buttholzizoz gonna cut off ur nutts.
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hey dalrocklas lostsas cockas and heearteiztztets i think dat glen stanton is gonna put this in his hymnal bookz at all his mega churches/fort godz zlozlzozozoz
imagine da size of da isntalanach when dis happensz!!! lzzlzolzolz
